Revenge of the B I G G I R L S

{ June 25, 2008 @ 4:12 am } · { shoping }
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And by B I G  G I R L  I mean a size 6.  Because let’s face it, a girl in SL over an 8 is considered morbidly obese.  

While shopping today I found the urge to pull a greasy cheeseburger out of my purse and rubbing it on down the thigh of this twiggy girl, looking at yet another pair of skinny jeans.  I fought the urge….I really really did.  

But can someone please tell me why.  

Why??

Why do the masses find this so attractive??  

It just makes me downright hungry, hell I’ll eat an extra slice of pizza just for you.  I gotta keep up my girly figure after all.  

And by girly I mean C U R V E S.  

Because to me being a woman means having a nice set of tits and a bangin’ ass (well at least bang worthy).  

 

For all the single girls out there…

{ June 24, 2008 @ 8:49 pm } · { dating }
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Dating in SL is just about impossible.  Let’s be honest, the dating seen is full of pervies and e-playa’s with big e-peens.  So when you finally meet that someone, how do you know if he’s “a nice guy”?

Don’t listen to what he says.  They all say the same thing:

“I’m different”

“I hate drama”

“My ex was a psycho, it’s not me”  Then a week later he’s in your bed with said psycho tappin’ the pink pose ball?  

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the same lines, from what could potentially be the same boy with a different shade of Abyss skin.  It get’s old.  

But this time it may in fact be different.  And it wasn’t what he had to say.  Turns out we have a mutual friend, so I asked for her thoughts.  

First she says, “he’s a sweety” (ok not bad), then…”he has a core group of long-term sl friends” (also good), then she says….”he’s not a player, but you better not hurt him” (bingo).

A friend that I love and adore, who I know is sincere, is equally concerned with his feelings as she is with mine.  

The only chicks hanging around drama boys are drama girls – and they wouldn’t have the decency or smarts to give a damn.  

This one might just be a keeper.

 

playin’ in ps

{ June 22, 2008 @ 11:17 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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So…daddy built mommy a new photo studio as a gift, giving it to her just before he proposed (isn’t that freakin’ cute).  

Now I’m going to futz around in there on my spare time for fun and cross my fingers I can figure out more cool tricks in photoshop.  

Here’s what came out of last nights insomniac session.  

It’s not easy being green.

{ February 3, 2008 @ 1:28 pm } · { sl nono }
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Not easy at ALL!!!   SL NoNo #1

I really think this post can go without words, but for the sake of writing…..let’s just say….

  1. There is really no genre, time, or place this will ever look good (space time continuum and hell freezing over).
  2. Where did your hands and feet go? This must make eating and what not quite a challenge.
  3. At what point did someone say prim boobs were all the rage? And if so I’m quite certain that person is dead.
  4. Yes, I too feel sorry for the animals harmed in the production of this picture to gather the tiny pieces of leather needed to hold those babies up.
  5. It’s not easy being green – the other crayola colors need love too.

k thnx bai

Birthday Week

{ January 13, 2008 @ 9:08 am } · { newbie, shoping }
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This week was freaking awesome. My friend hooked me up with 12,000L and I was in shopping heaven. After some visits to Etchd, Wrong, Pixel Dolls, and ETD (which was a laggy hell – but worth it for 25L hair – of which I walked away with about 10 new doos).

While in ETD I called out this bitch who, like many, was adding to the lag-tastic hell by wearing an attachment on every possible place on her body. I hope I don’t get banned – although my support of the store by frequent visits and L is evident.

Well that’s it for now….off to shop some more, think I’m going to hit G.L.A.M.